: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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