i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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