You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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