i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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