i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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