Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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