it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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