All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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