he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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