bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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