i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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