I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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