escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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