you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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