i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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