i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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