I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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