i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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