And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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