fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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