I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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