Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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