Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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