On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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