i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
It's Friday. Sex?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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