would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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