I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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