question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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