I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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