At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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