There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
The feeling are messing with the penis
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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