I got her a Nickelback box set.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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