Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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