Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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