bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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