I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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