enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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