ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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