Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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