he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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