Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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