Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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