I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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