he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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