just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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