You're so nebulous sometimes
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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