drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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