Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
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This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I forget how to act sober
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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