So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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