yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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