their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
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I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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